Being conflicted about whether or not to do something can be overcome in 5 easy steps!
Step 1) Get rid of negative thinking because you are beautiful and amazing and you can do this!
Step 2) After thinking carefully about it, make a decision on whether to do it or not.
Step 3) Forget that decision because it’s stupid.
Step 4) Go to sleep.
Step 5) Die.
| Me: | (after hours of psychic myself up) Heyyy [insert name/nickname]!! :DD |
|---|---|
| Person: | Hi. |
| Me: | that's it they hate me I knew it I'm so done I'm never doing this again! |
Unknown (via perfect)
(Source: hopingly, via vanillabean143)
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
(Source: circumcisions, via tyleroakley)
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
ohonhonhon
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog, via helpmeimawkward)
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
(via helpmeimawkward)
I changed my facebook timeline cover to the avengers picture.. and I realized that my face was blocking Hawkeye’s body. So I quickly took another photo to make Hawkeye look more fabulous.
I believe I am actually crying
(Source: cpaek, via helpmeimawkward)
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
(Source: teletubbiesmpreg, via helpmeimawkward)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.
whaat
what
whatt
what
whaaaaat
HOLY FUCK
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